Beyond-The-Rack

comparingmeerkats:

comparingmeerkats:

this one time i had to look after a fake baby for school and i got like 100% but all i did was shut it up when it cried, he just sat with me on tumblr for 2 days 

he was called doug. he also enjoyed fine wine 

(via lovebitchesfuckmoney)

whyjess:

i hope i die in my sleep so i can at least say i died doing something i love

(via jowdeejawsh)

joshsux:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget

(Source: precumming, via avoiders)

ernoticon:

when you go to a restaurant and the menu is in a different language 

(via avoiders)

honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

(Source: greelin, via wildmudkip)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via tumbloler)